Archive for March, 2016

FREE Beer!

Wednesday, March 30th, 2016

FREE beer this Friday April 1st….April Fools! I’m sorry about that, I know that joke was extremely cruel and you were hoping it was true. Here at Fish Head Cantina we love April Fool’s Day and appreciate the epic pranks that people play on one another. You’re either prey or predator on this hilarious holiday so we are going to help you be prepared and prank everyone. Here is just a few ideas to consider:

1.) Attach an air horn under someones seat.

2.) Make caramelized onions instead of apples.

3.) Place mentos into an ice cube tray and then fill it with water. Let them freeze and solidify and then serve those ice cube bombs to someone drinking an ice cold soda.

4.) Make chocolate chip cookies out of mashed potatoes and black beans.

5.) Fill a toothpaste tube with mayo.

6.) Fill a cream-filled doughnut with mayo instead of cream

7.) Combine soy sauce and sprite to make a horrible tasting coke.

8.) Place a pair of pants and shoes in an empty bathroom stall making it look like someone is sitting inside.

9.) Promise someone fresh Dunkin Doughnuts or Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and when they open the container, instead of finding mouth-watering doughnuts, they find a healthy snack tray.

10.) Top off their deodorant with cream cheese. Twist the deodorant stick down about a half an inch and then apply the cream cheese with a knife.

After a long day of pranking and worrying what might happen, make sure to come stop by Fish Head Cantina right outside of Baltimore, Maryland. We can’t promise that we won’t prank you, but what we can promise is some great deals this Friday! Our Happy Hour starts at 3pm and we are offering $2 Natty Bohs and Natty Lights, $2.25 select domestic bottles, cans and drafts and $4 ALL craft drafts and call liquor cocktails. For food, we have Jumbo Wings and Grande Chicken Quesadillas for only $6.95 and our homemade Crab Dip and Crab Tots for $7.95. As an added bonus, it’s 25% off our entire sushi menu! If those aren’t good enough, every Friday we have our Power Hours from 6pm-8pm. During those hours, we have $1.75 select domestic bottles, cans and drafts and $4 bombs. So come on out after a long and stressful day and see why we are Baltimore’s best kept secret. Happy pranking!

All-You-Can-Drink for $12

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016

Want a great deal for only $12? Well look no further because we have it at Fish Head Cantina located right outside of Baltimore! Every Saturday and Sunday from 10am-1pm, we have ALL-YOU-CAN-DRINK BLOODY MARY’S, MIMOSAS AND CRUSHES! Each of these amazing drinks are made fresh by our talented mixologists at Fish. We can make spicy Bloody Mary’s, Orange Crushes, Mango Crushes, Grapefruit Crushes, Lemon Crushes and fresh squeezed orange juice for a bubbly Mimosa. Besides these tasteful drinks, COMING SOON is a delicious brunch menu that will make your mouth water for more! What are you waiting for! Come to Fish Head Cantina to cure your hangover or to prevent one from starting. See you at Baltimore’s Best Kept Secret!

The Luck of the Irish

Tuesday, March 15th, 2016

You don’t need to be Irish to get lucky this year on St. Paddy’s Day! Fish Head Cantina is offering some deals that came straight out of the pot of gold! We have $2 Green Pints, $4 Guinness Pints, $4 Irish Whiskey, $4 Irish Car Bombs and $15 96oz Bud Light Beer Towers. Not to mention our delicious weekly food specials. We are offering a traditional Irish Beef Stew that consists of hearty beef and vegetables that comes in a cup or a bowl. For an appetizer, you should try our Guinness Salsa Cheese Dip that is made up of homemade creamy Guinness infused southwest style salsa cheese dip served with fresh baked soft pretzel bites. Next we have a HOMEMADE Corned Beef Platter which is slow cooked and hand carved certified Angus beef brisket trimmed lean and served with potatoes, carrots and cabbage. The Reuben Quesadilla is a fun twist on the traditional sandwich with homemade corned beef, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese inside of a giant tortilla served with thousand island dipping sauce. The Shepherd’s Pie Stuffed Potatoes are absolutely delicious even a leprechaun would eat them! They are hallowed out potatoes stuffed with traditional hearty beef and vegetable shepherd’s pie stuffing and fresh homemade mashed potatoes, smothered in cheddar jack cheese and topped with sour cream. If our amazing specials and delicious food doesn’t convince you to come out to Fish Head Cantina then maybe some of Baltimore’s hottest bartenders will be just what you need. Fish Head has a perfect variety of attractive men and women working this wonderfully green holiday so stop on by and check them out! Literally! We hope to see you here ye scallywags!